Friday, September 02, 2005

The Secret of Good Blogging

stupid fucking bubblesOne word. Yep, the secret for good blogging lies in this one, single word. It's forbidden and at the same time quite common. I'm sure you've heard it a million times. It have been thrown around all the time, people don't even notice it's secret power anymore. This word, this one, single world, is probably the secret ingredient of all the greatest bloggers world wide. And this world is (pardon my language) fuck.

I recently checked put some of my favorite, award-winning blogs and I can't help but notice their constant swearing.

"Oh for FUCK'S SAKE spare me the bullshit, really, the photo was quite clearly taken with a fucking cameraphone!"
-Joshuaink

"Kitta: Bob sent me a magic 8 ball and I'm asking it all sorts of questions, it's so much easier than thinking.
Kitta: Should I go make dinner?
8 ball: Why not?
Phobia: Ask your 8 ball if I should go and buy dinner.
Kitta: Should Phobia go buy dinner?
8 ball: How should I know?
Kitta: Well, you are a mother fucking 8 ball.
8 ball: Sure.
Kitta: Don't take that tone of voice with me young 8 ball!
8 ball: I'm cool with that.
Phobia: OMG, that 8 ball is pretty cool.
Kitta: Go to your room.
8 ball: No way!"
-Kitta.net

"THIS KID IS A FUCKING GENIUS."
-Dooce

That's fucking all, thank you.

Edit: Wanna learn how to use this "F word"? Click here.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck yeah!

12:04 PM  
Blogger celestial_elisha said...

Aah!! It's Kitta! It's Kitta! She commented on my site! ^_________^
Is this my lucky day of what? I feel like I saw some famous actress, but you can't blame me because... it's Kitta! >^_^<

Thank you for dropping by my blog, you're my most important commenter ever! XD

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am shocked! Pure filth. It's a fuck disgrace it is!

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn it, that should read a *fucking* disgrace. Sorry to waste your fucking comment space. I am such a fucker.

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its a real thrill when kitta comments on your blog isnt it :)

5:39 PM  

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