Junk X The Aviator X Constantine X Dream House

I want to talk about so many things in today's post. That's why I'm using my favorite "X method" for the title. Anyway, I think I shall begin ranting now.

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I've been getting this odd mood swings lately. It never happens to me before. I'd be all smiley one moment then suddenly feel so sad. It usually takes a lot for me to frown, but now, in such little cases I already feel somber. But it doesn't happen always, just in *some* cases. Then i'll just analyze why the heck am I feeling like this? Next thing I know, I blame myself for being so stupid and letting such small, futile things that before I thought was more obsolete, now bother me so much. Hm. Was this the first time I confessed my inner most feelings in this blog? I don't remember. My memory sucks.

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Oh and last night, we watched The Aviator. All I can say is, Howard Hughes is crazy, neat freak, adventurous, aviation-maniac, milk-addict and great at the same time.

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My kuya already watched Constantine. He says its, "parang The Exorcist, pero mas malupit!" ["It's like The Exorcist, but much more wicked!"]

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A while ago, I asked my bestfriend, Hanyeo, "If we live in one house, what do you wish our house will be like?" I suggested that it shall be a house made of cheese or chocolate or all the yummiest sweets in the world just like in Hansel and Gretel. But because Hanyeo was more sane than I am, she persuaded me to settle to a large mansion with 50 rooms, instead. We were thinking of all sorts of things to add, we were still not yet done dreaming even when the lunch bell rang.

Her room will have a veranda so she can go out and enjoy our garden. My room has a windowseat so I can stare at the starry sky without being frozen by the chilly night wind. And we shall have a BIG library. We no longer argued what books to place, simply "all the books in the world." Except the rare books which shall be kept in our hidden basement along with other "very important" treasures. We took a long time thinking about what to place in the entertainment room aside from a large, flat screen TV, surround sounds, VCD/DVD, playstation, playstation 2, Xbox, cuddly sofas with lots of throw pillows (for pillow fights), board games and lots more. We still don't have any idea where to place the billiard table. Even if we don't know how to play pool, we still want to add it for show off. :D

Fun Things to do to Stupid Neighbors by: Delta Burke

This little article is for everyone out there who has a next door neighbor who is, in your mind, the world's biggest asshole. I have neighbors that fit into this catergory perfectly. You know the ones, stereo up louder than hell in the middle of the night, water their lawn during a drought, etc... Well take heart, because I have just the answer for such idiots.


1) Next time they go away on vacation, or even for just the weekend, call the utility company, Ma Bell(or whoever the phone co is.), and the cable company. Using their name(obviously), tell them to shut off the respective utilities, since your are going on a trip for about a month. Most of the time, they won't ask for any other info except for phone number. If they ask for anything else, just hangup quickly and forget it -- as it isnt too easy to explain why you dont know your own social security number. If all works well(and it usually does), they will come home to a fridge full of bad food, plus no heat or air conditioning and cable tv and phone. Pretty nice, huh?

2) If they leave on vacation, and you are a hacker/phreak/BBS'er, here is your chance for free phone calls to everywhere! Simply go into their yard and locate their phone box. Using your lineman's phone(or a regular phone with alligator clips instead of a modular plug), find the active phone line inside the box. Run a shit load of wire back to your house, thru your window, etc... Install a modular plug on your end and plug it into your modem. Now make all the long distance calls you want. Don't worry, those of your with a heart, the neighbor's wont get billed for the calls after they call Ma Bell and claim that they didnt make them. Most of the time they will let you of the hook.

3) One night, after the neighborhood is asleep, sneak over into the target's yard. Proceed to turn on ONE faucet, so that water is gushing out all over the place. The value of this joke is that the target's water bill will be outrageous after about 3-4 nights of this, especially during drought season.

4) If you have the asshole neighbor who has the stereo on LOUD at all hours and the police won't do shit(what else is new), here is the solution. Sneak into the yard, and find the breakerbox. If the stereo is up this loud, they wont hear you in the yard. Locate the switch that matches the room that the stereo is in. Or the closest to. Flip the switch and run like hell back to the house. Or if you are more daring, sit in the bushes or something and watch them come out. Most of the time, it will take doing this 2-3 times before they turn down the stereo. But its worth it when you have to sleep.

5) Do your neighbor's have a barking dog? If so, heres the solution. A) Call the pound repeatedly, using another neighbor's name and address, but your number. Call at least twice a night for about a week. The complaints will stack up, and the target's will most likely have to pay a healthy fine. B) Get a package of hot dogs and any kind of medicine that induces shitting, like exlax(you will have to melt it down). Pour the secret agent shit inducing substance on the hot dogs, then toss them over the fence to the dog. If it is a small dog, I suggest throwing one at a time as little dogs don't eat as much as big dogs. Spot or Fido or whatever the hell his name is will be shitting EVERYWHERE for days. Loads of fun for the target.

6) Kill their lawn. This can be achieved with any kind of poison, paint thinner, or even piss. Simply pour as much of the stuff as you can all over the lawn and wait a few days to a week. Lovely brown spots will start to show. Nice effect.

7) Do they have a CB radio that interferes with your TV? Use the old standby. When they are not home, sneak over and shove large straight pins into the coaxial cable to the antenna. Next time Joe Dickhead keys up will be his last time. This easy trick works due to the fact that it shorts the cable together. When he keys up, it will blow the CB right off the table.

8) Do they park in your driveway or in front of it? My neighbors have teenage kids who have teenage friends who parked in front of the driveway. I fixed that by taking some large nails(about 4 inches long) and placed them on each side of their tires at a 45 degree angle. Two per side, heads on pavement, points to tires. When they drive off, instant flats on all four tires. Try to get them to not park there asking first. If they don't care to listen, then use the nail trick.

9) Other easy and annoying tricks:
A) Use JB Weld or any other metal weld substance on their mailbox door.
B) Unscrew all the light bulbs on the outside of their house just enough so they won't light.
C) If they have an annoying cat, capture it and take it about 10 miles away from where you live and let it go.
D) Get some cow or horse shit and place it in a large paper bag. Place on porch and light on fire. Then ring door bell.
E) Place small rocks inside the hubcaps on their most used car. The effect is awesome. They will go crazy from the sound.
F) If they have a hot tub or pool, get some goldfish and place them in it. If you can get some lake or river fish, they work even better.
G) If you get into their car, place a heavy guage jumper wire from the horn to the brake switch behind the pedal. The result is the horn honking everytime they step on the brake pedal. A sure fire winner.
H) If you are daring, capture a skunk and let it loose in their yard. Just think about the fun this one can make.


Have fun and don't get caught!

Edsa Day

Yay. We have no school today because it's the anniversary of People Power I. I don't know if I'm supposed to be all jolly about it or not because, I was never really excited to stay at home the entire day. Not that I like studying, but because I always want to see my friends. Besides, the only reason why I am able to use the computer today is because my brother is still sleeping and later on when he's awake, he's going to hog the computer all for himself--again. When that happens, I shall be uber-bored. Almost all the things I want to do for the entire day needs a computer. Like playing Neverwinter Nights, instant messaging, blogging, playing neopets, playing gaia, surfing the net, webdesigning, etc. I guess you guys got my point already.

Now if you'll excuse me, I shall make the most of whatever is left of internet time.

Crash!

Last night, me and my kuya were talking about the plain that crashed again. He says he already saw the pic of the crashed plane and he could hardly distuingish it was a plane. He also said that the passengers were still alive when they were found, but they dies along the way. And the captain had a big scar along the shoulder while the student had it's eyes out. EWH!!! >_<

Good job kuya, there goes all the sweet dreams I have this week.

Things I hate about my Flatmate

Wahaha! Check out this blog! It's funny and obnoxious, but cool at the same time. And it gets lots of commentators. Cool! And the flatmate he's talking about comments too. How fun! ^^

Is it just me or do I overuse smileys nowadays? It's like, almost all of my comments and posts have a smiley in them. Ack! I'm being too cheery again! >_< <==(here we go again)

Got this quizzes from peachie.nu, thanks for suggesting them Claudia!

I always think of happy thought, how come I still can't fly? Though I sometimes feel uber-light, the only thing left is for my feet to float several inches from the ground.



That's why I'm going to take Business and Entrepeneurship on my 3rd year. Kahit wala akong friends dun... WAAH!! T_T

You still have to fly me to England! >_<

Before I continue, I must first inform you that my brother is currently taking a course on aviation to become a pilot.

me: Mom said a plane driven br a student and an instructor who recently received his 4 bars crashed.
kuya: I might not be able to fly again because our school is grounded.
me: Grounded?
kuya: It's what happens when a plane crashes and they cannot lift it until they find out the reason why it crashed. Just like in the airports.
me: I did not notice that. Anyway, I know you're not stupid so you won't crash your plane.
kuya: But the captain aboard then already has 4 bars.
me: 0.0 ...Just don't die! You still have to fly me to England! >_<

WTF?!

Our CVE teacher only gave me an 80 on the project I worked hard for. It was even the reason why I was late this Monday because it didn't want to print. I know I'm always late, but it was one of those days when I miraculously wake up early. She thinks I just bought my project. What the heck?! Now I have to fix it and pass it again tomorrow.

Then on our LT1, my groupmates did not add my name when I placed lots of effort in drawing the picture about Simon of Cyrene and happily did not include it in the project itself because everyone else computer-printed theirs. My artwork was much better! >_<

Then before, I saw my name written on one of the chairs in our room, which I quickly erased eventhough I swore never to vandalize. Today, I found out that someone also wrote my name on the back of the pillar in the AV room. I really hope it was all about someone who has the same name as mine. Though I doubt it because I don't know any other Elishas in our school. Oh me!

Intramurals

We had our Intrams (Intramurals)! Pat wanted to exchange with me with the 8xsomething race, but stupid me with my stupid insecurities that makes me feel like I am so worthless, I declined and asked Mika to exchange with her instead. But as a great big supporter, I still went to the field with the sun shining so hot and all just to chear for her. But I wasn't able to because just as the race started, one girl from a different section tripped and had lots of scars in her arms and cried. Phoo. It was just a scar, for goodness' sake. Oh well, I pity her. Since I was just there to chear my friend, I volunteered to come with her to the clinic. And I didn't see Mika run! T_T Oh yeah, we lost on that race.

Then when the 4x200 race came, I was so nervous. One, because I just found out that I was supposed to run half of the oval. Two, it has been a while since I last had soccer practices. Two, I'm feeble! But I did well! I did well! They said I was the fastest, but I think the person beside me was catching up on me. I'm not sure. In the end, we were just 3rd place because Mika tripped. Oh well. At least I don't have to worry if my classmates will be mad at me for losing or calling me slowpoke or turtle Elisha or other names.

Oh yeah, I already gave the pin to Kevin and he likes it! I don't think he noticed that it was pink. But then, porings are naturally pink.

Then a while ago, I went to the message board at emilystrange.com and one of the threads there read:

Subject: LOVE AT FIRST BITE

I MET THIS BOY AND FOR NO REASON HE BIT ME
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHY

Lol. Everyone thinks he's either a vampire, a flesh-eating zombie or a cannibal. ^_^

All in all, it was a fun day! W007!

Intrams

*shivers*

T_T Our Intrams are already tomorrow!! And they placed me on the 4x200 race, but what if I run too slow? My classmates will be very mad at me! T_T WWAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I better ran fast around the house for practice after this post.

m33p!

Anyway, I suddenly ran out of internet card yesterday, so to entertain myself, I played Neverwinter Nights! It's very l33t! I made my character a pure sorceress, even if I want to add a bit of ranger in her. Oh well.

Valentines was good. I gave chocolates away, Hersher's Kisses to be exact. Mika gave me chocolate too. She says she was supposed to make homemade chocolates, but she ran out of time because of all our projects. I couldn't blame her. Then because her English is bad, she didn't know that there is champagne inside the chocolates she gave to Miko, Ruby and Kevin. Lol. So only I can eat my chocolate ^_^. How fun! Miko and Ruby would give their chocolates to their parents, because they can't eat it. I don't know about Kevin though. *imagines a drunk Kevin* Wahahahaha!!! XD

Talking about Kevin, he gave me a star pin! Yay! Arigatou Kevin-kun! Actually, we're supposed to trade pins, but mine was Emily the Strange so he didn't want it. I think because of what I teased him before just for fun, he has been uber sensitive of anything close to girly. Then I went to Comic Alley to buy a pin for him in exchange for my star pin. I bought a badge that has a picture of a poring with an expression like this: >_< and I really hope that he is colorblind because when I reached home, I just noticed that the pin has lots of pink in it! Oh me!

Hey, I'm listening to some music I got from here.

Erm...

How very odd it is. When I'm at school, and I'm bored, I get lots of ideas to post in my blog. But when I'm sitting in front of our comp, with the blank wysiwyg editor in front of me, my mind gets as blank.

So I was thinking of maybe posting another copy and paste articles while waiting for all of my ideas to come back, but I tried that before and my blog is now full of those useless posts instead of the usual rants that are way much useless. Omg, I make no sense.

My point is, happenings about my daily, boring, crazy, no-use, mixed up, monotonous, dragging life are stored inside this blog. And junks like copy and pasted articles from different sites, quiz results and other junk are thrown on my other blog.

So I started playing Neverwinter Nights, Shadows of Undrentide and it's l33t!! Me and Mika were assigned in decorating the bulletin board and the deadline is supposed to be this week, but it's already Friday and we're not yet done! MegaTokyo is also l33t!

That's all. Gtg.

Hi blog!

Finally! I'm online! *hugs computer* I wasn't able to be online yesterday because my kuya was at home! T_T Then my dad came and got the computer from him. And while I was waiting for my turn, I read Chinese Cinderella because it was our book report. My dad re-installed Neverwinter Nights because he bought it's expansion pack, Shadows of Undrentide. Then he played and played. I already finished reading my book, but the comp was still occupied, so I just went to sleep.

Now I got the computer all for myself! Kuya had exams today and I think afterwards he went somewhere with his friends. My dad is not at home either. So I can be online for as long as I want! Too bad, my friends are not online so I can't YM them. T_T

Mika-pika! P-chan! Han-han! Where are you?

>_<

This blog hates me! I swear this blog hates me! Why is it that whenever I type a loong post, something something happens and poof! It's gone and I haven't even published it. So once again, I shall give the summary of the looong post I typed and fate happily deleted.

We had soccer practice--almost. I got 8 goals.

We watched a play. It was funny.

The end.

If life were a computer...

- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run."
- If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend."
- Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
- To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
- To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
- If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
- When you lose your car keys, click on "find."
- "Help" with the chores is just a click away.
- You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use a CD to recover from a crash.
- We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
- To feel like a new person, click on "refresh."
- Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
- To undo a mistake, click on "back."
- Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update."
- If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete."

source: http://maxpages.com/ribbonbox/If_Life_Were_A_Computer

Thanks to all of my commentators! ^_^